The last four months while I’ve been off from running, I’ve gained over twenty pounds. I’ve come to the conclusion that Facebook made me fat. It’s my story and I’m sticking to it. I also needed a break from Facebook, so three days ago, I actually deactivated my account. Yeah. Yeah. I know. Why do […]
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THIS TOTALLY ISN’T EVEN A REAL FILTHY DIRTY MARTINI. LET ME INTRODUCE MYSELF. YEP. I’M THE DOUCHE WAFFLE WITH THE WRONG DRINK. AS YOU CAN ALREADY TELL, THINGS GET ENORMOUSLY-AMAZINGLY-SCREWED UP AROUND HERE. AND THAT IS USUALLY WHERE THE FUN BEGINS…SO POUR YOURSELF A REAL DIRTY MARTINI AND LET ME START BY […]
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